If I had a penny for every time...
- I played a game of "Go - No, You Go - Are You Going, Dammit?!!" with a car.
- I saw vultures feasting on roadkill and those nasty birds shot me the evil eye as I passed by. No, really, I'm good, thanks. I already ate breakfast. That's all you guys.
- I exclaimed "Oh, shit!", "Fuck me!", or "That sucks!" out loud while riding.
If I had a penny for every time that stuff happened, I'd probably have a few bucks by now. But, eventually, the pennies would add up and I'd be rich. And then, I'd buy more bikes.
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