Have I moved to Animal Kingdom?!!

What is this?!!  All of a sudden, it appears I'm living in Animal Kingdom!  I've had near misses recently with salamander/lizard things, ducks and (worse yet!) ducklings, and a squirrel.  And that squirrel was frenzied, I mean, he was on a mission.  I saw him coming out of the corner of my eye and he was not stopping.  He looked really intense, like he was trying to calculate in his head what our intersect point would be and whether or not he was going to get there first!  It was crazy!  So, naturally, I started yelling, "No no no!  Dude!  Take it easy!"  I mean, that totally made sense, right?!!  LMAO!  Luckily, my record of not hitting anyone or anything remains intact.  But, when it comes to these critters... just barely!