10/2/2011... Livelong for Livestrong... complete clusterfuck.
I did the Metric Century, but it was not pleasant.
Where to begin? Route was a mess and not well marked. At one point, route took us through a really shitty neighborhood in some part of Miami. During another stretch we were riding along an interchange to the interstate. That meant we had to ride on the shoulder, not the road, and vehicles were passing at about 60 mph. Never found any rest stops, supposedly there were three of them. Never saw the "police escorts" and SAG we encountered were as lost as we were. Along Miami Beach, had to constantly fight with public buses over the right lane. Either they were behind us honking or ahead of us choking us with bus exhaust and fumes.
On the bright side, we did hook up with one SAG motorcyclist who was also unsure of the route. We basically asked around, found some helpful local club riders to give us directions, and found our way back to Gulfstream in Hallandale Beach. Funny thing was, I told the moto guy and two other SAG drivers that I refused to ride back through that shitty area again. I wanted them to give us another "safer" route. One guy made a call and they told him to have moto guy escort us back through there. Moto guy said he wasn't really happy riding through there either... reached into a pack on his motorcycle... pulled out a gun and stuck it in his waistband (retired NYPD). That was when I told him I was riding wherever the hell he was going. Luckily, we found another way back anyway, but I was really happy to have him riding nearby. Besides, we joked around and it was a great way to vent our frustration.
Anyway, in general, I expect alot more for my suffering. But, I did the miles and raised money for a good cause.
24 hours later I received an apologetic email from the local organizers of the event, zMotion/Zimmerman Advertising. In a group email, they admitted to the problems I listed above and blamed it on outsourcing certain responsibilities. They promised next year would be better. Still don't think I'll be back for this one though. Plenty of other events out there!